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Bertn1991
Hello, person. I’m a fella who fancies squirrels, cartoons, a good JRPG, all things Nintendo, root beer, cereal and collecting random things. My page is about music, art, animations (and more, probably).

Brent Bunn @Bertn1991

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My Shadow.

Posted by Bertn1991 - January 2nd, 2018


One time I lost my shadow and people told me I had bad graphics.


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"Don't feed a dog half its weight in chocolate, or else it will die." ~ My favorite quote from mom.

Wise words from a wise mother.

Yeah, I laughed at her and responded with, "Feeding anything half its weight in chocolate will kill it!" Along with, "So, as long as she doesn't consume 35 pounds of chocolate, she'll be fine?"

Hahahah, tell me about. #gamespre2007

So true. Memories of the first Halo.

So, what exactly are Galaxy Man's powers? Do you feel as though Capcom should have asked for your thoughts on creating a robot master of the same name? Not that they would know you personally, but simply because it would be a natural, instinctive urge, because Bertn is a part of us all, kinda like that green, probably sour apple flavoured, life goop that coats each physical copy of FF7, rendering them unplayable nowadays and forcing SE to recreate the game in pricey chunks that will utilize a different genre, because that's what everyone clearly asked for, and will never actually be released, because everyone also wanted every skin cell and graying hair follicle to be visible, which will justify item chests (totally not loot boxes) that will offset the costs, even though the purchasing of all the chunks will turn a former $60 JRPG into a $250 WHATHEFUKISTHISSHIT?!. I forgot what I was typing about, so, uh, how was your day? Oh! And does Galaxy Man have any quirks or catchphrases? I think that's what I was asking about and forgot about it mid-sentence, so I figured I would ramble on until it came back to me.

Galaxy-Man has no powers whatsoever. He's not very good at anything, aside from drinking too much and being loud and inappropriate. He's quite a ridiculous man, and a controversial, but loving father. The bond he shares with Cherry Limeade, his adopted daughter, is strong. Their relationship is so very cute. I came up with Galaxy-Man before I played Mega Man 9, so I didn't know of the Robot Master at that time. It's fine, though, since I spell it with a fancy dash. Galaxy-Man! I gave him a generic name on purpose because he has no imagination.

I've written books about Galaxy-Man and Cherry if you want to read them. The first one is kinda old, so it's not the best, but I think you might get a laugh of it. or at very least find it tolerable. Books are so hard to advertise. I can't get anyone to read them. I guess all the drug-use and child endangerment depicted in the books turns some people off. But to those who look past that and read all the way through, I think they'll find a charming story with plenty of heart.

Yeah, I was never hyped for a Final Fantasy 7 remake. Maybe a version with the HD versions of the prerendered backgrounds would be cool, but this seems like a completely different game. I liked everything about the original, and it seems as though they are keeping very little of it intact. Sure, it's pretty, but it doesn't seem to have any soul. I honestly don't care for realistic graphics. Hyperrealistic characters just look creepy to me, uncanny even.

Oh, you better believe this isn't gonna cost 60 dollars. It's gonna be another Final Fantasy XV situation where they spend so much time and money making the game that they have to sell you more things so they can make their money back.

As for Galaxy-Man's catchphrases, he doesn't really have one. He does have many quirks, though:

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• He's never once been seen without his sunglasses on. He wears them day and night, while he sleeps and even while he bathes.

• His real name is unknown by even his friends and daughter.

• He and Cherry both sleep together in a room filled with blankets and pillows. They don't like beds.

• He sweats when he's nervous, even if it's freezing out.

• He eats only the most unhealthy junk foods imaginable.

• He's afraid of lawnmowers. Though, that doesn't come up much until book 3.

• He's missing a finger.

• He gets overly emotional over things that don't matter.

• He constantly steals things from his best friend, Hamilton.

• He watches girly anime.

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Anyways, I hope this response is satisfactory. Have a beautiful day <3

\_O> \_O> \_O>

On the one hand, I hate reading. On the other hand, I was picking my nose, so I need to wash my fingers then finish typing this with both hands, rather than one...

If you have a link to the book, I guess I could try it. Is the book super duper long? Will it confuse, confound, muddle, and befuddle me with lengthy descriptions and surreal imagery? Does it have pictures? How much will it cost? One... THOOOOUSAND dollars?