There have been rumors floating around lately that, well, we might be getting a Jaws remake. I'm not a big Jaws fan, but I don't see the point in remaking such an iconic film. It's like repainting the Mona Lisa; you can make it technically more impressive, better even, but it's never going to be as memorable or important. Maybe if they go in a totally different direction and explored interesting, new ideas it could work, but they won't. You know it would just be the same movie but with a hokey CGI shark and a more diverse cast being in big CGI situations. It's probably gonna be the Rock playing some ex-military, ex-cop, ex-agent in a sweaty brown shirt being hunted by an evil computer shark, and it'll be filled with "I remember that!" moments to tickle one's nostalgia gland. DUNdunDUNdunDUNdunDUNdunDUNAHNAAAAHH!!!