I'm too afraid to review movies on YouTube again, so I thought I'd share some of my written reviews instead. I've been doing these since roughly the Cretaceous Period, but only ever post them to Facebook for my friends to see. You guys are friends, so here are my always unorganized thoughts on a movie.

Movie Review #1267 - Overlord. This 2018 war horror film was directed by Julius Avery, who brought us such classics as... nothing. This one seriously disturbed me. You think you know what you're watching and where it's going, but then it's something totally different. This is not another World War II movie and the less I say about the plot, the better. It's a horror movie based on a real thing - Nazi human experimentation. It's not winning any awards for period accuracy, but I forgive it in this instance. The thought of such cruel human experimentation is something I'm not numb to, not even in movies. It just horrifies me like nothing else. Josef Mengele always comes to mind. He once sewed two children together to create conjoined twins, but I digress. The writing and story is a bit messy at times, with things just sorta happening for no other reason than to advance the plot. "Well, we've been in this location for a while. Oh no! It's the next thing!!" You know, this movie makes me think of some sick, twisted version of the first Captain America movie. Excuse me, the first good Captain America movie. That thing from the 1990s never happened. It'll make more sense if you see it, Overlord I mean. It's not quite as outlandish as the Marvel film, but pretty out-there. Anyways, it's a fine movie, but it's a little too, er, horrific for my taste. I'm not much of a body horror fan, but for what it is, it's a solid experience.

7/10