Sentimental, nostalgic, old soul, loves cartoons, cats, Nintendo, movies, books, squirrels, and ragtime
Male. Although 🤔
Jewel thief
Mrs. Puff's Boating School
Tuscaloosa, Alabama
Joined on 3/20/15
Have you tried inflating or watering it? Showing her a suggestive photo also works
It may be flaccid, but length-wise, it's still impressive.
Phronemophobia
It seems the wax is waning.