November is National Novel Writing Month so I'm coming up with characters and ideas for a potential story :)
The world is an alternate reality very much like our own, with mostly the same countries and cultures, but with more fantastical elements such as magic, vampires, robots, gods, a sky with two moons, and sometimes animals who can speak.
In the town of Moberry there's a rusty old steamboat called the Southern Belle which has since been fashioned into traveling river hotel where folks of all walks of life pass through. As a traveling hotel, its residents have been on many strange adventures to all sorts of faraway lands. The hotel is owned by Mr. Bentley, a corny older man who's always willing to help anyone who asks. People come and go, but his doors are always open.
A few people live and work in the hotel full time, though some of the jobs are less important than others. There really isn't much need to employ an acrobat full-time, but still she's on the payroll. Mr. Bentley is not one to ask questions. If someone asks for something, he gives it to them.
Judy "Jude" Strange:
Jude was brought up in only the most dysfunctional of households, having a drunkenly annoying father and a loving but mostly uninvolved mother; she's never quite fit in anywhere and isn't very good at the whole "talking" thing, a skill that everyone else seems to excel at; her life is given a newfound sense of meaning and brotherhood when she befriends the decidedly strange residents of the Southern Belle Hotel and gets the family she never really had
Mr. Bentley:
a very wealthy, extremely kind and generous older gentleman who lets people of all walks of life live in his hotel free of charge, no questions asked; everybody at the hotel respects him and treats him like a father; when it comes to the latest trends he's comically behind the times, but he does his best to be cool; his incredibly outdated slang and apparent lack of any current pop culture knowledge whatsoever makes him come off as kind of a goofball, but charming in his own way
Ricardo Gomez:
a mustachioed, chain-smoking "master of the mystic" and hunter of all manner of strange and demonic forces
Shirley-Card:
a fast-talking morphine addicted actress from New York with the fashion sense and personality of a 1920's flapper girl
Marilyn McCarthy:
a dyslexic but otherwise highly intelligent stage and film director with dreams of being famous; however, he's difficult to work with because he doesn't use scripts, seeing how he can't read them
Angel Valentine:
a sarcastic female ninja who hunts aliens, armed with nothing more than a kitana and a ponytail
Alice from Wonderland:
as an adult she works as a psychiatrist of all things, though, she herself is a little mad
Grief:
the very literal embodiment of grief and sorrow; a supernatural being with the form of a porcupine who wears a wooden mask to hide his face, as just the act of looking into his eyes causes people to kill themselves; he works at the front desk of the hotel to check people in
Azul:
a wise, bearded mandolin player from India who seldom speaks, but always has something meaningful and insightful to say
Chelsea Rhodes:
a depressed acrobat with a love for cats
Jackie Boothe:
a kleptomaniacal female Irish lawyer with an eyepatch
Dr. Ono:
a robotic Japanese MD with the appearance of a little girl, who speaks in fractured English
Ms. Cook:
A very fat anthropomorphic rat who, living up to her name, is in fact a cook
Baaz:
a chubby anthropomorphic fox businessman who sells pomade and other haircare products
Scatman Duckworthy:
a forgetful and dimwitted bartender known for his blatant incompetence, drunken behavior, and utterly inexcusable inability to bartend
Ariel Watts:
a very contented janitor who just happens to be the daughter of the queen and heir to a throne she doesn't want
Greg Thomas:
an abnormally normal middle-aged intellectual and voice of reason who always seems to end up in very strange situations
Marina Moon:
a prickly teenage girl, seamstress and the co-founder of the indie rock group, Marina and the Mischief Makers; she is known for her lazy but rebellious nature, and for her unique fashion sense; she wears a hand-crafted porcupine quill hoodie, various piercings and rings, and sports a set of shiny braces
Cheryl Moon:
a smart, pretty girl who gets good grades and tries her best to avoid trouble, except for when she takes the blame for Marina's wrongdoing; she is a nice, easy going, and caring person who would do anything for her friends, although she can be whimsical at times when she doesn't get things her way
Harold Parr:
a forever single man in his 50s who has spent the last 35 years in bed watching TV
Dot Elliot:
an incredibly sweet man who is admittedly very effeminate and doesn't have much of a masculine side at all; he is a very talented cartoonist, but struggles with emotional issues and has great difficulty socializing with others
Phronemophobia
I'd never be able to write a novel. Midway into it, I'd forget about most of what I began with, and I would need to go back and double check myself constantly. I stress myself out enough on blog entries, and I'm proud to have finished four of those for this month. Still got one more I really want to have typed before January, but I have to get back to what I was draw, but but I still have certain video games to play, either because I backed them on KS or because I told co-workers I would, but but but I still have two books to read, along with the Hobbit trilogy to watch, because, again, I told a co-worker and a friend I eventually would. All of that while working forty hours (32 of which will be spent working alone) in a grocery store restaurant each week.
Sigh, there's no way I can attempt a novel, Bertn. I'm sorry.
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(Harold Parr sounds like me, except I prefer to sit in an old office chair listening to video game remixes and new releases from EndK and B1991. Still forever single though.)
Bertn1991
Technically the goal is to create a first draft, which can be reworked later, but mostly the goal is just to write.
You're right, though, It's hard to find the time when so many things are clamoring for it. Games need to be played, movies have to be watched, and then there's ever-demanding and evil institution called "work". Such a pain.
Harold Parr is the pinnacle of human achievement. He's got a room with no rent and unlimited free time to watch TV for all eternity.
Also, video remixes are the best <3