Volume 2 of an ongoing list of those people.
- People who sneeze more than three times. I sneeze twice, pause, and then sometimes a third sneeze finds its way out, but never more than three. No way, man.
- People with no kids who tell others how to parent.
- People who watched the entire "Girls Gone Wild" infomercial at 4:00 am.
- Men who flirt with female cashiers. Her job requires her to be nice and she doesn't really like you. Please go away.
- Kids with crummy parents who grew up to become awesome people.
- That one friend's dad whom you're low-key intimidated by.
- People who are always cold regardless of what time of the year it is.
- That one friend who invites you over to hangout but doesn't tell you that he/she also invited 27 other people.
- That one friend who knows you have sensitive teeth and knows not to put ice in your drink. That's a sign of a good friendship.
Mindblade16
"People who sneeze more than three times. I sneeze twice, pause, and then sometimes a third sneeze finds its way out, but never more than three. No way, man."
Sneezing is a Compulsory Reflex, not an Immoral Behavior.
"People with no kids who tell others how to parent."
From our Penthouse Suite drinking Expensive Well Aged Wine and Firing James for being Incompetent.
"People who watched the entire "Girls Gone Wild" infomercial at 4:00 am."
I was watching Porn. Don't be insulting.
"Men who flirt with female cashiers. Her job requires her to be nice and she doesn't really like you. Please go away."
These Men are probably having Intimacy Problems at Home. When a Wife goes Cold, her Husband must seek Emotional Fulfillment elsewhere. Sometimes, a smile from a Woman is all a Man needs to get through the day, and many Men seem to have this problem. If Society is a Motherboard, Female Cashiers are the Heatsink, and Men are the overheated CPU.
"Kids with crummy parents who grew up to become awesome people."
This seems like the best revenge.
"That one friend's dad whom you're low-key intimidated by."
There is a fine line between Attraction and Fear. You'll never know what might have been. He's not available.
"People who are always cold regardless of what time of the year it is."
Complaining about the suffering of others makes you the nasty one.
"That one friend who invites you over to hangout but doesn't tell you that he/she also invited 27 other people."
Socialization is good for you. I want to have that 'problem'.
"That one friend who knows you have sensitive teeth and knows not to put ice in your drink. That's a sign of a good friendship."
It really is.
Bertn1991
The revenge comment is the truest thing ever said. Also, these silly lists are more about people reading them and thinking "hey, I know someone like that" than me complaining ^.^'