If you don't know, I was bitten on the leg by what I assume was a spider. Identifying a spider bite is tricky unless you capture the specimen that did the biting. I spoke with a doctor and she's put me on antibiotics, these big horse pills I have to take twice a day, and said to go to the ER right away if things worsen, because my little bite is potentially dangerous. I think the antibiotics should do the trick, though. It's probably my imagination, but I already feel approximately 17.4661% better. Also, I got a diphtheria, pertussis (whooping cough), and tetanus vaccine, because vaccines are cool. Your rare bacterial diseases are no match for me now!

For the the morbidly curious, here's what it looks like.