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Hullo! My name is Brent. I’m just a nerd who fancies squirrels, comics, cartoons, video games, root beer, cereal and collecting random junk.

Brent Bunn @Bertn1991

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Tuscaloosa, Alabama

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I will find you...

Posted by Bertn1991 - March 6th, 2021


I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have is a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Nintendo Wii with pristine copy of Link's Crossbow Training go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will summon you to small claims court where we can settle this matter judiciously.


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How?

Liam Neeson always finds a way.

Good Luck :D

@Mantova @Bertn1991 NO

Don't worry, I just took your Wii for a bit to softmod it and install the homebrew channel for you.
Because you don't have any money. So you can freely download and play some propper games on that 'ol Wii.

Dude you kinda ripped this from a movie

I will find you and I will kill you...

Good thing Luis tipped me off here, might've taken this too seriously. XD

You never know! But good to know about the carrot. Kinda picture that might come in handy for all kinds of precarious situations...