I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have is a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Nintendo Wii with pristine copy of Link's Crossbow Training go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will summon you to small claims court where we can settle this matter judiciously.