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Bertn1991
Hello, person. I’m a fella who fancies squirrels, cartoons, a good JRPG, all things Nintendo, root beer, cereal and collecting random things. My page is about music, art, animations (and more, probably).

Brent Bunn @Bertn1991

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Beware the Zorilla

Posted by Bertn1991 - 2 hours ago


Animals I didn't know existed—the zorilla. They're horrifying nightmare monsters that you DO NOT want to mess with. They're also known as striped polecats, but they are not skunks. They thrive in dry, arid regions and can be found throughout much of Africa. They're aggressive, mean little things and won't hesitate to blind their foes with noxious anal spray. Blegh. It's a foul-smelling liquid that can also cause painful skin irritation to unlucky souls who get too close. It's said that even the mighty lion fears the zorilla. Stay far, far away.

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Not a skunk? Hmmm... something about this "zorilla" creature doesn't smell right.

But... what does it taste like?

Rotten eggs probably.

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