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My first flu shot

Posted by Bertn1991 - 2 hours ago


I got my first-ever flu vaccine earlier this year. Never again do I want that horrid nightmare disease. I had it in December of 2023, and it was just the pits. I don't know if I ever had the flu before then, but this was definitely the worst of the worst. I sincerely thought I might die. I suffered and wailed and cried and just wanted it to end. Even the most severe colds only hang around a few days, maybe a week at most, but this flu was two weeks of agony. I have a perfectly fine immune system and no major health issues, but this flu was a plague from the darkest depths of hell. I've never been that sick. When I finally recovered, I vowed to get the influenza vaccine every year no matter the cost, and so this year I did. I don't have insurance, so I have to pay out of pocket, but any price I can afford is worth it if it means I don't have to suffer that pestilence again. I got the shot and there was nothing to it.


The flu can kick rocks.


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Funny that.
When I get sick I just see it as an excuse to drink hot chocolate all day, it's generally quite pleasant apart from nearly ripping my nose off sneezing.

Any day is a fine day for hot chocolate in my book. Sometimes I like to add hot cocoa mix to my coffee.

The last time I had the flu was... 1995, I think. My school nurse gave me colorful Tums for my stomach pain and I puked a rainbow into one of the waste baskets in the office. When a kid saw me waiting to be picked up, he told me I was just making it look worse than it really was, so I showed him the vomit in the trash. He became grossed out and walked off immediately. I didn't even know that kid. Who was he to tell me how bad I felt? Now I'm mad again and I hope he has only a somewhat merry Christmas this year to cheer myself up.

I never get shots. Not for the flu nor anything else. I seem to only suffer from a sore throat once or twice a year and as someone who can talk two-to-three times more than the average individual, I'd say (and type!) that makes up for not having the flu.

It sounds like you've got a fine immune system, rainbow vomit be darned. I hope that kid gets the Sega Genesis he asked for for Christmas, but it's from AtGames and he's stuck playing such classics as Meatloaf Rotation until the end of forever.

@Phronemophobia
That kid definitely went on to commit heinous acts of some description.

And that kid was John Wayne Gacy.