I've tried to describe myself with little bullet points as best I can. Just thought it might be a neat experiment.
• Anxious homeschool kid from Alabama
• Sentimental, nostalgic, old soul
• Shy, quiet, horrible at talking
• Poor eye-contact, nervous tics, smiles a lot
• Soft, empathetic, agreeable, meek
• Fragile, sensitive, falls into depressions
• Passive, reserved, conflict-avoidant
• Eternal optimist, always hopeful
• Gross foods don't exist
• Absurdist, juvenile, sometimes racy sense of humor
• Feminist, not very masculine
• Mostly vegetarian, occasionally eats fish
• Secular humanist, irreligious, skeptical
• Politically left-leaning
• Mildly patriotic, happy to be American / Alabamian
• Single, no kids, prefers friendships
• Always has cats, adores squirrels and other critters
• Contemplative, in own little world
• Many creative passions and hobbies
• Would catch and release a wandering mosquito
• Pica disorder
• Makes music and artwork, writes a bunch
• Has a very dear fantasy world
• List enthusiast, enjoys organization
• '90s kid, likes cartoons, JRPGs, Nintendo, child at heart
• Loves movies, old-time radio, comics, and ragtime
• Pack rat (hoarder?), keeps many things
• Wants a worldly, well-rounded education
• Enjoys classic literature and old books
• Loony hermit, doesn't get out much
• Plays Plok sometimes probably
Phronemophobia
half-tempted to respond to each bullet point with my own, but that would be me discussing me when the focus of the post is on Bertn which is you. You're Bertn. Everyone loves Bertn, especially cats and squirrels and squirrelly cats. Never forget that. Now, many of these points I had already deduced over the years since you're a far more expressive fellow than the average Newgrounds member, but if we're gonna discuss the Bertn... the you... then I will gladly toss out this tidbit that I doubt you knew. The first piece of content I ever witnessed of yours was Sawhouse Jig while it was still Under Judgment. I gave it four stars.