I never leave the house without my Folgers™ instant coffee and my genuine faux-leather-bound copy of the United States Constitution.
Sentimental, nostalgic, old soul, loves cartoons, cats, Nintendo, movies, books, squirrels, and ragtime
Brent Bunn
@Bertn1991
Male. Although 🤔
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Mrs. Puff's Boating School
Tuscaloosa, Alabama
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Phronemophobia
I hate coffee so much... and peanut butter. I hate peanut butter-flavoured coffee so much... and pickles. I hate pickled peanut coffee butter so much. That faux-leather-bound copy of the currently-ignored US Constitution looks pretty sweet though. Some carry a Bible with them. You carry your rights. It's respectable. I would salute you, but I'd rather hand you a bottle of IBC and maybe some cookie dough ice cream... or just cookie dough. You seem like the sort to eat cookie dough right out of the package. Seriously though, that leather cover is pretty slick.
Bertn1991
I like everything, so you could do no wrong giving me any of these tasty items. And here's hoping our constitution will survive this cabinet of aggressive toddlers.