I like trying different diets. Sometimes it's fun to mix things up. Over the last year or so I've made the grave mistake of associating YouTube and TV with food. Oh, I'm watching a video, I should eat a giant sandwich while I watch this, even if I'm not all that hungry. Well no more! YouTube / TV shows and food are now oil and water. Furthermore, food after 10:00 pm? I think we should break up. I eat WAY too much late at night and my body doesn't need it. Sitting at my computer doesn't require that much energy. A cup of coffee or tea is sufficient. I don't so much need to lose weight, but I think I would feel better if I didn't eat so much, and I think I would enjoy shows and videos more if it weren't based around a meal. I'm still normal weight for my height, but I've been steadily gaining weight for a while now and I'm concerned about my health. It's not about vanity. I find nothing physically unattractive about people being a little heavy. I just don't feel good. I have pain in my chest sometimes, I feel like my blood pressure is 5000 whenever I stand up, and overall I just feel crummy. I'm sure eating less won't solve all my problems, but hopefully it's a step in the right direction, and at very least a fun experiment. Bring it on.

I'm approximately 108.6% sure nobody who follows me cares about my personal life, but I find it helpful to share my thoughts and feelings. New Grounds has basically been my blog lately. Hail Satan.

Thunderstorms and highs in the 70s in January. Why not...

The new year will begin on different moments depending on where you are in the world and what calendar you use. We've got 24 confusing time zones with little rhyme or reason, there are about forty different calendars in use today, and who's to say your clock is 100% accurate? Unless we all use an ultra-precise atomic clock, agree to follow a universal time keeping system and have one unified world calendar, then we can count down the seconds until the new year.

Come on, man, what does that even mean? Color me concerned.

I'll hit reset as many times as it takes to make sure no comrades die in battle.

I took a photo of our cat staring into a lamp and jazzed it up a notch ^w^

My Reddit account got hacked and I have no idea what the person(s) responsible were trying to accomplish. I did some sleuthing and found that my account had been accessed from a bunch of random locations all around the globe thousands of times in the span of a week or so. That's not me, dog. I'm not hiding some secret teleportation technology. The whole situation was just odd to me. There's literally nothing of value they could have gained from my account. They didn't even make posts as me or anything. They just sorta logged in and out bunch until the Reddit suspended the account for suspicious activity. Thankfully, I was able to change my password and get everything sorted out. It took all of 2 minutes to resolve.

- Bemntn19o3

James Spann is a household name in Alabama. We hear him on the radio and see him on TV all the time. Heck, I've got an ABC 33/40 lunchbox with his picture on it. He's a super smart guy when it comes to weather science and geography, and I'm sure he's a kind soul; however, he is a staunch climate change denier and believes the Earth is only 6,000 years old. The fact that he's a young Earth creationist is irrelevant, but interesting nonetheless.

I have nothing but respect for James Spann, but I think some of his ideas are silly and it's surprising to me that such an experienced scientist would have them. I'm not an expert of course, but I do trust the scientific consensus that climate change is a thing. Could 99.9% of climatologists be totally wrong? It's certainly possible. But here's how I look at it - if 999 doctors told me I needed one drug to save my life, but one other doctor said, "Nah, you need crystals, my dude", I would trust the 999 other doctors. James Spann is a brilliant guy when it comes to meteorology, but just because somebody is an expert in one area doesn't mean I should trust his or her judgement in other areas. Rocket scientists and brain surgeons are both super smart people, but you wouldn't want them doing each other's jobs. Leave climate science to the climatologist~

Anyways, don't take any of this to heart. These are just the random ramblings of a stranger on the Internet. I snow nothing, John No.

I find it slightly unnerving that Stan Lee's social media accounts are still actively posting things as Stan Lee. Stan the Man Lee is no longer with us sadly, but his online presence sure is. It's like when they still aired commercials with Billy Mays years after he died, or when they reanimated Orville Redenbacher in horrifying CGI. What if something happened to me and some stranger took over my Newgrounds page? It's an unsettling thought. There's only one me and that's me.