One time on a job application, for desired salery I wrote "maximum wage." -_-

THE END...?

I'm going to be trying something a little new! I'm thinking about making an audio fantasy adventure series! It's like a dramatic reading with added sounds and music and plenty of heart, kinda like a radio show from way back in the day. With the popularity of sites like Audible.com, and even creepypasta readings on YouTube, I kinda think there could be a place for this :-)

What do you guys think?

A few months ago, I met an eccentric hippy in Georgia. He drunkenly gave me his acoustic guitar on the one caveat that I "impress" him. While I doubt my guitar skills will impress many people, I still cobbled together a short album to send to him. The recording equipment is sucky beyond measure, but I hope you all enjoy listening to it <3

https://youtu.be/nrx_wqteHfo

Galaxy-Man had a grand total of no dollars and zero cents to pay for a proper attorney, so he unfortunately represented himself. With Cherry close behind, he staggered his way into the courtroom, 17 minutes late and noticeably recovering from a monstrous hangover. He may have even been a little drunk. His hair was a tangled nightmare and his skin was as greasy as the bits of bacon in his teeth. He had slept late and came as he was, no shower and black stubble on his face. He wore two flip flops that almost matched, cargo shorts that started life as pants, and a lime green “Legalize it” V-neck shirt with cutoff sleeves. The man certainly didn't look his Sunday best.

For whatever reason, this stupid video I made is the most popular video on my channel.

https://youtu.be/a2DRWP-GtYk

Truth be told, talking scares me to death. I get so nervous when I have to speak up and I hate that. That must sound silly, but it's so difficult for me sometimes and it really holds me back I think. So, I'm thinking about making movie reviews for YouTube featuring my voice. I might do discussions on other things as well and try to build some kind of fan base. I thought this might be a good way to overcome my fear. Honestly, I HATE hearing my own voice played back, and this probably isn't going to be fun at first, but maybe if I hear it enough I'll be more accepting of what I sound like, and maybe it will become easier for me to speak my mind. For the record, I do have healthy self-esteem. I'm just not the best orator out there. Anyways, would any of you guys be interested to see them? I made an intro draft. It doesn't really say much, but it's kinda cute ^_^

https://youtu.be/wW_TCOKyOlM

It's Chibunese!

Someone told me I should post more news stuff, so here I am. So, I've taken up guitar to help deal with depression. I lost a very special cat recently I'm afraid, and things have been tough. Maybe you know what that's like. Truth be told, I kinda suck at the moment, but I'm learning dang it! I made a new sorta virtual band for my guitar stuff. It's Sleepycat! I'm surprised the name wasn't taken. I even made some silly artwork to go with it. Anyway, here's my debut song, "Goodnight Chameleon," if anyone is interested. It's not the finest thing ever made, but I hope ya like it anyway.

https://youtu.be/nQ7Wa7kKUu4

Just so you know, my so called "recording equipment" SUCKS. So much duct tape...

Anyways, it's not the best, but I hope someone out there enjoys it :-)

I cosplayed as The Amazing Galaxy-Man and no one had the slightest clue who I was supposed to be. Oh well :^)

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who was kind enough to check out the hokey things I post on this site and throw a follow my way. Thanks, all. I love you very much ;^)

If you ever need any free music or art, just let me know.