I like to make memes sometimes ^.^'

There have been rumors floating around lately that, well, we might be getting a Jaws remake. I'm not a big Jaws fan, but I don't see the point in remaking such an iconic film. It's like repainting the Mona Lisa; you can make it technically more impressive, better even, but it's never going to be as memorable or important. Maybe if they go in a totally different direction and explored interesting, new ideas it could work, but they won't. You know it would just be the same movie but with a hokey CGI shark and a more diverse cast being in big CGI situations. It's probably gonna be the Rock playing some ex-military, ex-cop, ex-agent in a sweaty brown shirt being hunted by an evil computer shark, and it'll be filled with "I remember that!" moments to tickle one's nostalgia gland. DUNdunDUNdunDUNdunDUNdunDUNAHNAAAAHH!!!

I made this quality mock-up and emailed it to Hot Pockets. They have not responded -.-

I like trying different diets. Sometimes it's fun to mix things up. Over the last year or so I've made the grave mistake of associating YouTube and TV with food. Oh, I'm watching a video, I should eat a giant sandwich while I watch this, even if I'm not all that hungry. Well no more! YouTube / TV shows and food are now oil and water. Furthermore, food after 10:00 pm? I think we should break up. I eat WAY too much late at night and my body doesn't need it. Sitting at my computer doesn't require that much energy. A cup of coffee or tea is sufficient. I don't so much need to lose weight, but I think I would feel better if I didn't eat so much, and I think I would enjoy shows and videos more if it weren't based around a meal. I'm still normal weight for my height, but I've been steadily gaining weight for a while now and I'm concerned about my health. It's not about vanity. I find nothing physically unattractive about people being a little heavy. I just don't feel good. I have pain in my chest sometimes, I feel like my blood pressure is 5000 whenever I stand up, and overall I just feel crummy. I'm sure eating less won't solve all my problems, but hopefully it's a step in the right direction, and at very least a fun experiment. Bring it on.

I'm approximately 108.6% sure nobody who follows me cares about my personal life, but I find it helpful to share my thoughts and feelings. New Grounds has basically been my blog lately. Hail Satan.

Thunderstorms and highs in the 70s in January. Why not...

The new year will begin on different moments depending on where you are in the world and what calendar you use. We've got 24 confusing time zones with little rhyme or reason, there are about forty different calendars in use today, and who's to say your clock is 100% accurate? Unless we all use an ultra-precise atomic clock, agree to follow a universal time keeping system and have one unified world calendar, then we can count down the seconds until the new year.

Come on, man, what does that even mean? Color me concerned.

I'll hit reset as many times as it takes to make sure no comrades die in battle.

I took a photo of our cat staring into a lamp and jazzed it up a notch ^w^

My Reddit account got hacked and I have no idea what the person(s) responsible were trying to accomplish. I did some sleuthing and found that my account had been accessed from a bunch of random locations all around the globe thousands of times in the span of a week or so. That's not me, dog. I'm not hiding some secret teleportation technology. The whole situation was just odd to me. There's literally nothing of value they could have gained from my account. They didn't even make posts as me or anything. They just sorta logged in and out bunch until the Reddit suspended the account for suspicious activity. Thankfully, I was able to change my password and get everything sorted out. It took all of 2 minutes to resolve.

- Bemntn19o3