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Bertn1991
Sentimental, nostalgic, old soul, loves cartoons, cats, Nintendo, movies, books, squirrels, and ragtime

Brent Bunn @Bertn1991

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Mrs. Puff's Boating School

Tuscaloosa, Alabama

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Posted by Bertn1991 - 2 days ago


The Atari 5200 controller is widely seen as the worst controller ever, and I have two of 'em, because I'm an insane person. Lorda mercy, it's the worst. Once you feel it, you just know that something is off. Something has gone wrong. It feels like a TV remote filled with pudding, and the joystick is kinda like a toilet plunger suctioned to the floor. It's a shame, too, because a lot of 5200 games look really fun, but it all falls apart because of this piece of work. Maybe there were some good ideas in there, with its pause button and analog joystick (in 1982, no less), but it just didn't completely come together in the end. Looks neat on a shelf, though.

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Posted by Bertn1991 - 6 days ago


  • Skinny chefs
  • People who don't meow back at cats
  • Anyone who opens a bag of shredded cheese and doesn't eat a pinch. Are you even a human?

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Posted by Bertn1991 - 9 days ago


You needn't use your legal name when buying stuff online. You can put anything in the blank. And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stonecock said so.

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Posted by Bertn1991 - 12 days ago


This game is genuinely cool. It’s a bizarre, entertaining time—especially with a friend. My brother and I played it for the first time, and it was both strange and delightful and loved it. If you’re unfamiliar, the levels are procedurally generated, so every run is different. It’s a bit slow-paced and definitely not for everyone, and sometimes the enemies can feel downright overwhelming. Reaching the end takes a bit of luck, but it adds to the excitement. And the funk soundtrack is hot fire. The game has a unique vibe, for sure, and it left a lasting impression.

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Posted by Bertn1991 - 2 weeks ago


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Posted by Bertn1991 - 1 month ago


Frankly, it's been excellent so far. I like it a bunch and look forward to the years of fun and memories. Hmm, I guess that wasn't very vicious. The critiques are certainly fair enough, but darn if I'm not having a good time. Been playing:


  1. Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour
  2. F-Zero GX
  3. Mario Kart World
  4. Fast Fusion
  5. Mario & Luigi: Brothership (seems to run a lot better honestly)
  6. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild


And next I plan to get Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Remastered: The Mystery of the Soulless Army, but only if they somehow give it a longer title. Three colons? Those are rookie numbers. And yeah, I'm one of the dopes who bought Welcome Tour. Super charming "game" with lots of interesting factoids about the system, though as a game it is a bit dry. Anyway, wishing all the best to the folks who bought a Switch 2, and the same best to those who didn't. No console wars in this neighborhood, pardner.

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Also wooden hippo. Also shiny things. Also Wendy. Also why am I in the floor.


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Posted by Bertn1991 - 1 month ago


â–‘Râ–‘oâ–‘câ–‘kâ–‘sâ–‘

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Posted by Bertn1991 - 1 month ago


Beesly, AKA the Beast, AKA Greasly, AKA Beebers, AKA Be-be, AKA, Beezuri-san.

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Posted by Bertn1991 - June 2nd, 2025


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