A friendly male jumping spider. The "common hentz" is harmless (allegedly), though their quick movements and jumpy antics might startle.
Also, wrist reveal.
Sentimental, nostalgic, old soul, loves cartoons, cats, Nintendo, movies, books, squirrels, and ragtime
Male. Although 🤔
Jewel thief
Mrs. Puff's Boating School
Tuscaloosa, Alabama
Joined on 3/20/15
Posted by Bertn1991 - March 17th, 2024
Well, it's official—I'm a sellout. I'm bought and owned, and my soul is gone. 199X-2024 RIP. But really, making music is its own little reward, so I don't sell nothin'. My work belongs to everyone (especially you). I feel a little weird about it, but I'm introducing...the Tip Jar for donations. I'll only mention it here once and then silently relegate it to descriptions and whatnot, but it's there for anyone interested. Anyways, thanks for listening. See you later, person. All the hugs.
https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=2TG44HBEMPHPG
Posted by Bertn1991 - February 1st, 2024
"Greetings. In anticipation of our esteemed movie night, I have taken the liberty of procuring a selection of frozen pizzas to enhance our viewing experience. I look forward to our forthcoming cinematic indulgence."
"Your thoughtful provision of pizzas for our engagement is both considerate and welcomed. Please, come in. I have prepared a selection of my favorite Adam Sandler comedy films."